It was a fine morning.Moving uncomfortably on my bed,I slowly opened my eyes.Penetrating through the room walls,sharp rays of sun hit my face.As the shower of light particles refracted deep into my eyes,out of pain and dread,I let out a shrill cry.My ever defensive hands came to my rescue,helping me block the light.I felt a sudden relief,but soon I realized it is temporary.After an hour my hands started to ache and began to catch fire.I wish,it remained a fine morning.Everything changed since then.

Light,Light is something I was fond of since my childhood.It rejuvenates you.What is a bigger source of light than Sun?Interestingly I was named after this two.But Sometimes you tend to detach yourself from things you are known for or things you love doing.My Love story with Light ended that day.I was dreaded or frightened to see the light then after.May be I had consumed too much of it than I needed or the cells of my body undergone a gene mutation overnight,somehow,it proved to be harmful to me.

What did I do?I did not step out for entire day and bought a pair of Sun glasses that evening.I want to protect my eyes.When someone looks directly into your eyes,you cant hide it.I do not want to be caught.I do not want the light take over me,my vision,or lack of it.So I made my new friends.Their names are “shades”. Shades are good. They protected me.They even understood me.Very few do that you know.I was protected from light,Sun,and least importantly “the people”,their stares and their unwanted attention.Shades are actually great.

But like all the beautiful things in the world, shades too had a short relationship with me, for three reasons,one-only few things can survive Sun light,and,two-they are shades dude,what do you expect? they do break, crack,basically have short time period than normal human beings,and three-…fuck off!counting reasons for passed away things is waste of your time and mine.Move on!

Next logical thing would be is to go get another pair of sun glasses.I applied my mind and choose not to.Nah! I never wanted an another short love story.Instead I did a little googling sort of thing and decided to buy a space suit. Yes,a fricking astronomical space suit,which the astronaut guys wear when they go exploring space.

When I went out for buying,I was hit by a shock that due to high demand for space suits,the seller,who has the sole selling rights across the world is conducting an eligibility to buy test.Tests have become very common these days.Have to live with them.I need to answer questions like how important the thing is to me,how frequently I would use it,Its weight, the material it is made of,the manufacturer name,their origins,how would I dump it post usage, If I would lend it to my father or brother, what if my cat pisses on it,all other similar 100 important questions.The answers were inputted into a psychometric testing software, which outputs the behavioral-cum-knowledge test.As expected,I could not clear the cut off.I was told to apply for next lot, which will be made available on the date,the month after.

I disposed my shades off that evening,failed the eligibility test the same night.I was in panic till mid night.Then I made a decision.I decided to call the company head quarters of Bisla. I heard that they are taking humans into Space.You know what,Space suit thing might have triggered this crazy idea of taking a space ship and leaving the earth forever to Hypocrite,the farthest possible inter planetary ticket is available to Hypocrite.I know it may cost me very much, it may also take alot of time, like may be nearly 100 minutes.Its too much time, I can get impatient or restless or even get killed by the time I reach my destination.But who fucking cares?I can get away from the fucking Sun and his light and that’s all I need. So I made up my mind to bear that 100 minutes.I pulled my I-Smart Phone and dialed their number.They agreed to take me on board but on two conditions,I need to have a Six Pack!A fucking chiseled six pack abs, and minimum height of traveler is 7 feets.

I could not speak for a few seconds and then said,”Go Fuck Yourself!”,and hang up.

Then later cursed myself for not opting to buy a ready made six pack abs online,but then decided not to let go my natural one.More over,when you buy that thing online,you will be pulled into prostitution.It is mandatory at earth now a days, for chiseled body guys.When you get into prostitution you know what happens right?You will soon be over with your life time quota of maximum of 100 times of having sex.Moreover,the government at hypocrite, is aiming for high breeding to improve their military population.If no sex,then no breeding, then no stay at hypocrite.Pointless!

Then after two full hours, as the moon about to set,I started walking, I started walking towards city gates.I crossed the city and,after couple of minutes,took a detour into a gate way.I stood staring at the Big bill arch,which read,”Into the Wild”.

and said to myself:

“No more fear, No more light, this is the gate to darkness. A heaven of nothingness.The  darkness of thick forests and dark caves.The darkness where not even a particle of light could pass through.The thick trees protects me.They feed me.I will not be lonely here. Once in a couple of days,rain comes to meet me.Rain is good.It has that purity associated with it.I will change from one cave to another.I like deep caves,where ignorance and darkness reigns.Ignorance is bliss.Darkness is virtue.”

I turned back at the city gate,pulled my i-smart phone out and threw across with mighty force.I smiled looking at sky,then started walking into the wild,and never looked back.